Once upon a time, there was a FILM called FAME, which allegedly had PLOT and CHARACTERS.

Thirty years later, a DIRECTOR watched AMERICA’S GOT TALENT and HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL and thought “shit, yeah, let’s just go with that”.

By the Numbers

  • Attractive people: 47
  • Unattractive people: 0
  • People I gave a damn about: 2
  • People I only gave a damn about because they were cute: 2
  • Minutes before Eric got bored and turned it off: 24
  • Extent to which I regretted letting her, once I discovered that she put on Mamma Mia! instead: over 9000

Overall: 1.5±1 / 5