Once upon a time, there was a FILM called FAME, which allegedly had PLOT and CHARACTERS.
Thirty years later, a DIRECTOR watched AMERICA’S GOT TALENT and HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL and thought “shit, yeah, let’s just go with that”.
By the Numbers
- Attractive people: 47
- Unattractive people: 0
- People I gave a damn about: 2
- People I only gave a damn about because they were cute: 2
- Minutes before Eric got bored and turned it off: 24
- Extent to which I regretted letting her, once I discovered that she put on Mamma Mia! instead: over 9000