Synopsis

It is the ANIME 70S, where MEN wear trenchcoats and fedoras, and WOMEN wear nothing but radioactive ribbons.

Into this world of vice steps GOLGO 13. His name: UNKNOWN. His origins: UNKNOWN. His mission: to kill some DUDES and stare dispassionately at some TITS.

By the Numbers

  • Dudes killed: 147
  • Fucks given: 0
  • Chicks fucked: 3
  • Fucks given: 0
  • Headshots: 7
  • Sparkly custard headshots: 1
  • Post-coitus gulls: 3
  • Crucifixions: 1
  • Office chair garottings: 1
  • Snakes oozed from helicopters: 1
  • Police disco cars: 3
  • GET THE FUCKAAAAR NOOOOW!: 1
  • Times an action movie hero reloads his gun: actually, some.
  • Bad 80s flight simulator CGI scenes: 2
  • Grenade beheadings: somehow, 1
  • Times Golgo 13 is harmed by a metal spike: 2
  • Times Golgo 13 is harmed by a dozen Uzis, two exploding cars, a minigun, three grenades, a flamethrower, 13 rockets, 200 shards of broken glass, 3 helicopter gunships and a collapsing church: LOL NOPE

Overall: 3 / 5

120% more rapey than expected.