Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn


ANGSTY SPACE SQUADDIE goes to SPACE SQUADDIE SCHOOL and sucks at it. Suddenly, ALIENS appear and everybody dies! Except for ANGSTY SPACE SQUADDIE and his ANGSTY SPACE SQUADDIE friends, who are saved just in the nick of time by SOME DUDE FROM A VIDEO GAME. Huh. What are the chances of that.

By the Numbers

Overall: 3 / 5

Never ask a lady her age. That’s classified.

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