Synopsis

Someone took LILAC, crossed her with LUNA LOVEGOOD, made her a HIGHLY TRAINED ASSASSIN, and sent her off to kill DANA SCULLY.

In related news, I DIED HAPPY.

By the Numbers

• Fake Cate Blanchett, in eyebrows: 2
• Leet ninja skillz: over 9000
• Leet synthesizer skillz: over 7143
• Dickgirls: Somehow, 1
• Lilac factor: 10289
• Skye factor: 7433
• People who these references make any sense to: 4
• Deaths on funfair equipment: Somehow, 4 (unrelated)

Overall: 4 / 5