Someone took LILAC, crossed her with LUNA LOVEGOOD, made her a HIGHLY TRAINED ASSASSIN, and sent her off to kill DANA SCULLY.
In related news, I DIED HAPPY.
By the Numbers
- Fake Cate Blanchett, in eyebrows: 2
- Leet ninja skillz: over 9000
- Leet synthesizer skillz: over 7143
- Dickgirls: Somehow, 1
- Lilac factor: 10289
- Skye factor: 7433
- People who these references make any sense to: 4
- Deaths on funfair equipment: Somehow, 4 (unrelated)