Synopsis

It’s SATANIC DOOM APOCALYPSE DAY at everyone’s favourite SUBURBAN AMERICAN MALL, and it’s up to NERDY PSYCHIC DETECTIVE to save the day!

By the Numbers

• Faceless bowlers: 9
• Ninja chefs: 1
• Clingfilm aliens: 54
• Harry Dresden: 0.498
• Dirk Gently: 0.673
• Gloryholes of Evil: 1
• Wives casually suffocated: 1
• Vulcan Mind Melds: 1
• Biggest joint ever, in kg: 107
• Flaming fridges: 1
• Easily hot-wirable vehicles: ALL THE VEHICLES

Overall: 4 / 5