Synopsis

It’s SATANIC DOOM APOCALYPSE DAY at everyone’s favourite SUBURBAN AMERICAN MALL, and it’s up to NERDY PSYCHIC DETECTIVE to save the day!

By the Numbers

  • Faceless bowlers: 9
  • Ninja chefs: 1
  • Clingfilm aliens: 54
  • Harry Dresden: 0.498
  • Dirk Gently: 0.673
  • Gloryholes of Evil: 1
  • Wives casually suffocated: 1
  • Vulcan Mind Melds: 1
  • Biggest joint ever, in kg: 107
  • Flaming fridges: 1
  • Easily hot-wirable vehicles: ALL THE VEHICLES

Overall: 4 / 5