THE ROCK, GARY OLDMAN, JOHN CLEESE and STIFLER from AMERICAN PIE make a KIDS FILM, in which references are made to EVERY SINGLE FILM that its TARGET AUDIENCE has never seen.

Also, a HUMAN shows up from OUTER SPAAAAAACE to fix an ALIEN KID’s LOVE LIFE.

By the Numbers

  • Dog aliens: 1
  • Cthulhu policemen: 1
  • Hover-Volkswagens: 1
  • Plans from Outer Space: 9
  • Unexpected 50s: 50 (OH YES I DID, SUCK IT)
  • References to other films: 16 (I count 2001, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Attack of the 50-Foot Woman, Close Encounters, E.T., Grease, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Mars Attacks, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Singing in the Rain, Star Wars, Terminator, Wall-E, War of the Worlds) (er, apparently it was 29)
  • Rocks collected: Over 9000

Overall: 3 / 5