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Horton Hears a Who!

Synopsis

HORTON hears a WHO, and HIJINKS ensue. He embarks on a TREK, to save the WORLD on a SPECK.

This rhyming lark is a bit of a trick. Dr Seuss was a total–

By the Numbers

  • Oblivious mayors: 1
  • Too many chairs: 96
  • Doctors Larue: 1
  • Those eaten by a grue: 0
  • Mayors having breakdowns: 1
  • Kung fu monkey beatdowns: 27
  • Russian vultures: 1
  • Animu kamehamehas: 1
  • Whose heard?: 0
  • Shoes heard: 0
  • Whos heard: 1673
  • Hoes heard: 0

Overall: 3 / 5

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