SAMUEL L JACKSON: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER is JOHN SHAFT, a double euphemism for PENIS PENIS.
INJUSTICE is done, and so SAMUEL L JACKSON: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER until MOTHERFUCKING JUSTICE is MOTHERFUCKING DONE instead.
By the Numbers
- Soundtrack cheesiness: over 9000 slices
- General film cheesiness: similar
- Improvised KKK hoods: 1
- Ming the Merciless inspired facial hair: present
- High-quality compassionate policing skills demonstrated: 0
- Suspects pacified by wedgie: 1
- People pushed violently into surprise parties: 1
- Girls who want the Liberal Democrats: apparently 1
- Motherfuckers: many
- Asses Shafted: 2
- “Shaft” jokes made by audience: 11