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Shaft (2000)

Synopsis

SAMUEL L JACKSON: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER is JOHN SHAFT, a double euphemism for PENIS PENIS.

INJUSTICE is done, and so SAMUEL L JACKSON: BADASS MOTHERFUCKER is a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER until MOTHERFUCKING JUSTICE is MOTHERFUCKING DONE instead.

MOTHERFUCKER.

By the Numbers

  • Soundtrack cheesiness: over 9000 slices
  • General film cheesiness: similar
  • Improvised KKK hoods: 1
  • Ming the Merciless inspired facial hair: present
  • High-quality compassionate policing skills demonstrated: 0
  • Suspects pacified by wedgie: 1
  • People pushed violently into surprise parties: 1
  • Girls who want the Liberal Democrats: apparently 1
  • Motherfuckers: many
  • Asses Shafted: 2
  • “Shaft” jokes made by audience: 11

Overall: 3 / 5

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