Synopsis

A combination of FREAK WEATHER SYSTEMS converges on NEW YORK CITY, inevitably leading to a SERIES OF SET-PIECES where AERIAL SHARK ATTACKS happen at MAJOR NATIONAL MONUMENTS.

Thankfully, a RAG-TAG GROUP of PHYSICS-DEFYING LUNATICS are here to save the day from INFEASIBLE DOOM.

AGAIN.

By the Numbers

• Snakes on a plane: 0
• Sharks on a plane: 13
• New members of the Mile-high fish-induced beheading club: 2
• Wheatons eaten: 2
• Bones per lower arm: 1
• Circular saws per Tara Reid: 1
• Naked cowboys: 0.7
• Southerly shark winds: 1
• Cloud animations, total Photoshop time: 8 minutes
• Floodwater animations, total crayon time: 7 minutes
• Fourth walls: none here, no sir
• Baseball bat overcompensation: 150%
• Murders by Tumbleweed of Liberty: AMERICA, FUCK NO
• Boris Bikes squashed: 1
• Sharks jumped: 2
• Sharks surfed: 1
• Sharks dismembered in mid-air by chainsaws: 37
• Tornadoes, obligatory rule: 34
• Bullet momentum: 3500N
• Flibbling: INSUFFICIENT
• Special effects supervisors who, against all common sense, agreed to be in the credits: 1

Overall: / 5

In the word’s of Sharknado 2’s news anchor: “All you can do is just shake your head.”