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Synopsis

EGGS is a POOR ORPHAN raised by MORLOCKS. One day, when an EVIL CHEESE-OBSESSED CHEESE-ALLERGIC CROSSDRESSER tries to kill them all, EGGS leads them in an UPRISING against their HUMAN OVERLORDS and their GIANT ROBOTS.

And they all lived happily ever after.

By the Numbers

  • White hats: 5
  • Red hats: 4
  • Fedoras: 2
  • Ubuntus: 0
  • Leeches: 57
  • Non-useless princesses: thankfully, 1
  • Machines crushing Zion (unlike that other disappointing Matrix sequel): 1
  • Spam: 0
  • Spam: 0
  • Eggs: 1
  • and Spam: 0
  • Cheese references: I stopped counting after an hour or so
  • Films vastly improved by the presence of Richard Ayoade and Nick Frost: 1

Overall: 3 / 5

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