Synopsis

SHERLOCK HOLMES, the famed detective, and his sidekick DOCTOR WATSON, embark on a–

NAKED STEPHEN FRY

NAKED STEPHEN FRY

CANNOT UNSEE

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

By the Numbers

• Visible Fry-nipples: 2
• Games of chess played: 1
• Punches thrown: over 9000
• Flash-forwards to punches thrown: 6
• Flash-forwards to Nicholas Cage: 0
• Wedding-to-funeral ratio: <4
• Main characters that are vulnerable to small arms fire: apparently, 0
• Main characters that are vulnerable to artillery fire: apparently, 0
• Main characters that are vulnerable to thousand-metre drops into freezing water: probably also 0

Overall: 4 / 5