Synopsis
A LOT OF PEOPLE pay to have sex with EMILY BROWNING. Then, SOME OTHER PEOPLE pay A LOT MORE MONEY to not have sex with EMILY BROWNING.
By the Numbers
- Boobs: over 9000
- Vaginas: 3
- Penises: 0 (Because obviously the Australian taxpayer couldn’t pay to have a film with dicks in it, that would be lewd)
- Disney factor: minus infinity
- Kubrick factor: 57
- WTfactor: also over 9000
- /d/ factor: remarkably low, really. No, she doesn’t have a dick.
- Dead guys in this film: 2?
- Emotions showed in this film: 2?
- Inexplicable credits for “original music”: 1
- Extent to which I now feel like a sex offender: yeah, let’s go for over 9000.
Comments
Sounds like you've helped me not feel like a sex offender!
Happy to help!