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Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

Synopsis

SHERLOCK HOLMES, the famed detective, and his sidekick DOCTOR WATSON, embark on a–

NAKED STEPHEN FRY

NAKED STEPHEN FRY

CANNOT UNSEE

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

By the Numbers

  • Visible Fry-nipples: 2
  • Games of chess played: 1
  • Punches thrown: over 9000
  • Flash-forwards to punches thrown: 6
  • Flash-forwards to Nicholas Cage: 0
  • Wedding-to-funeral ratio: <4
  • Main characters that are vulnerable to small arms fire: apparently, 0
  • Main characters that are vulnerable to artillery fire: apparently, 0
  • Main characters that are vulnerable to thousand-metre drops into freezing water: probably also 0

Overall: 4 / 5

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