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NICHOLAS CAGE has 2 dots in the TIME sphere, 2 dots in the CORRESPONDENCE sphere, and a 4-dot RECEDING HAIRLINE. He spends most of the movie using his FUTURE-SIGHT SUPERPOWER to creep out then have sex with WOMEN rather than saving LOS ANGELES from a NUKE.
It becomes apparent that JACK BAUER would have been a far better choice than NICHOLAS CAGE in this situation.
By the Numbers
- Shameless Nicholas Cage Vehicles: 1
- Bear Suits: 0
- Schoolgirls Punched: 0
- Effort Nicholas Cage is putting into his characters these days: 0
- Stereotyped FBI agents: 5
- Stereotypical bad guys: 3
- Times powers abused for selfish ends: 12
- Times powers abused for downright creepy ends: 3
- Flashbacks: 5
- Flashforwards: At a guess… over 9000?
- Cunning Plot Twists, as always: 0
- In fact, Endings: 0
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