Synopsis

JAI COURTNEY is sent back in time to kill ARNIE. Meanwhile, ARNIE is sent back in time to kill ARNIE, and then ARNIE is sent back in time to kill a T-1000, and then everyone is sent forward in time to kill SIRI.

By the Numbers

  • Kyle Reeses: 1
  • Reeses Pieces: 1
  • “I’ll be back.”: 1
  • “Come with me if you want to live.”: 1
  • “I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”: somehow, 0
  • General level of fanservice: OVER 9000
  • Action heroes casually walking away from explosions: 3
  • Rocket propelled grenades, average range to target at which used: 5 metres
  • Inevitable contrived 1v1 punch-up finales in vaguely industrial locations: OF COURSE
  • Boxes ticked by Sarah Connor: 3 out of 3
  • Times the timeline is messed with: 5
  • Extent to which the audience is still following this: 0
  • Extent to which the audience cares when there are pretty explosions to look at: -23

Overall: 4 / 5