Synopsis

KOREA does ROCKY HORROR, THE ADDAMS FAMILY and THE SHINING all at once. MY EYES do BLEEDING.

By the Numbers

• Super-strength chihuahuas: 1
• Dismembered hand nose-pickings: 1
• Elderly Korean crotch-gyrations: 6
• Korean Spock: present
• “As Sexy as Possible” fake chest hairs: 204
• D-Days: 30
• Unsanitary tube-train lickings: 4
• Blooming nipples: 2?
• Erected noodles: 37
• BPS (Backflips per second): over 9000
• Bollywood homeless shelters: 1
• Riot police dance-offs: 1
• Threatened Virgin Mary clubbings: 1
• Newspapers eaten: 0.06
• Fox in socks in box: etc, etc
• Extremely low-speed overloaded scooter chase scenes: 1
• I’M WONDER WOMAN: FUCK NO

Overall: what is this i dont even / 5

Fucked up Korea is best Korea.

Many thanks to Dan and Esqui for review material, foisting this on me in the first place, and other miscellaneous mind-scarring.