Synopsis
In a GRIM SCIENCE-FICTION DYSTOPIA where a GIANT MEGACORPORATION rules with an IRON FIST and an ARMY OF EVIL ROBOTS, ROBOCOP JUDGE DREDD BATMAN …oh, no wait, Batman is in it.
Anyway, MORGAN FREEMAN is a CRAZY PROPHET, and WILL FERRELL is an EVIL VILLAIN and the GOOD GUYS SAVE THE DAY and all that.
By the Numbers
- Butts covered: 2
- Butts photocopied on pirates’ faces: 1
- Pieces touched: 1
- Chairs kicked: 27
- Suspicious taco Tuesdays: 1
- Wild West machineguns: 5
- Angsty Batmetal: Yup
- Floors per Octan Tower: ∞
- Laser sharks: 4
- People who were ready for Shaq: 19
- Zimmer frame kills: 46
- Cat posters: 1
- Fourth walls: 0
- Evil Duplo aliens: 3
- 100: Mississippi
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