Synopsis

BILL MURRAY, an IDIOT, comes to BRITAIN and auditions for the title role in JOHNNY ENGLISH. He is REMARKABLY SUCCESSFUL.

By the Numbers

• Minutes of bizarre theatre: 93
• Minutes of film: 94
• Maids confused: 1
• Flowers: two
• Luggages: 0
• Victor Meldrews: somehow, 1
• Scenes from The Shining recreated with croquet mallets: 1
• Scenes from Dirty Harry recreated in the very same scene: 1
• Inevitable Minis: 1
• Traffic cones dispatched by compressed air gun: 9
• Traffic circle encirclements: 6
• Sexports: 700 percent
• Morris dancers: somehow, 12
• Games of Kerplunk played by Russian henchmen: somehow, …oh, whatever
• Marbles lost: 74
• Complete Histories of the Soviet Something-or-other: 1
• Dodgy toilet metaphors: All of them
• Tropical beach MI6 cat/dog roleplaying what the fuck am I even doing

Overall: 3 / 5