A guest review by Ian “Devo” Montgomery
A seemingly average nobody is suddenly awoken from Better Than Life and is told by a crew of cyberpunk warriors that he is Virtual Jesus. This will surely end spectacularly… won’t it?
By the Numbers
- Rabbit holes fallen into: ALL THE RABBIT HOLES
- Sunglasses: OVER 9000!!
- Parasitic robo-prawns: 1 (Kill it with fire!!)
- G-men: 3
- Judas: Present
- Killer robo-squids: 5
- Ones: 1
- Zeroes: 0 (for now…)
- Organic batteries: 6 billion
- Bullets fired: OVER 9-— all right, we get it!
- Bowls of snot eaten: 9