ROBIN WILLIAMS and JOAN CUSACK, the NUTTIEST NUT-BARS in NUTBAR LAND, have their TOY FACTORY taken over by MICHAEL GAMBON and 12-year-old LL COOL J. They try to make WEAPONISED CHILDRENS’ TOYS (which I couldn’t possibly condone), but are defeated by a DARING MILITARY RAID and SUICIDE TOY TROOPS, because… war is bad?

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Overall: 3 / 5

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