Synopsis:

SOMEONE made a FILM of what goes on INSIDE MY HEAD.

By the Numbers:

• Unexpected age of main character: 16
• Weddings avoided: 1
• Holes fallen down: 1
• Alice’s skin colour: #ffeeee
• Matt Lucases: 2
• Fishbutlers: 1
• Mingomallets: 1
• Willie Wonkas: 1
• Galadriels: 1
• Impossible Things thought before Breakfast: 6
• Scenes Reminding Me of my Changeling Game: over 9000
• Armoured, Sword-Wielding Alice Squee Factor: over 9,000,000
• Overall Relevance to Interests: Aleph 9000

Overall: 5 / 5