A guest review by Ian‭ “‬Devo‭” ‬Montgomery

Synopsis

An evil mutant man-bird emerges from the frosty depths of Hell to run for mayor of Gotham City and to abduct children…‭ ‬wait,‭ ‬WHAT‭?!? ‬Also,‭ ‬Michelle Pfieffer in skin-tight latex.‭ ‬Gentlemen,‭ ‬start your fapping.

By the Numbers

• Thugs that the Penguin rented from the Joker‭: 9
• Hypno-brollies‭: 0
• Catwoman’s lives‭: ‬9
• Number of times Batman ignores his‭ ‘‬no killing‭’ ‬rule‭: ‬2
• Violent nose jobs‭: ‬1
• Rocket penguins‭: ‬ROCKET PENGUINS‭!!!
• Wonderful toys‭ (‬Batman‭): ‬7
• Wonderful toys‭ (‬Penguin‭) ‬: ‬4

Overall: 4 / 5