Synopsis

BATMAN and BATGIRL team up to FIGHT SOME DUDES and ANGST for half an hour.

Suddenly, A WILD JOKER APPEARED! And brought with him THE REST OF THE FILM, which is at least 50% more rapey, 100% more murdery, and 1000% more CREEPY AS FUCK.

By the Numbers

• Bat-girl: 1
• Bat-man: 1
• Bat-boy: 0
• Bat-bat: 0
• Bat-sex: 1
• Bat-contraceptives: 0
• Bat-periods: Apparently we went there
• Paris, Franz: Incredulously, 1
• “I’m going to need some alone time…” (OFFSCREEN GRUNTING): 1
• “Don’t kiss me! I am the night!”: 1
• Creepy dentist corpses: 5
• Giant thrones built on a pile of disembodied doll heads: 1
• Harrowing train rides with tutu-wearing midgets: 2
• Times Batman is beaten over the head with a saucepan full of lobsters: Welp, that happened
• Times Batman has had sex while being stared at by a massive creepy gargoyle: That too

Overall: 4 / 5