Synopsis

CINEMA dies.

By the Numbers

• Jerry Seinfelds inexplicably in this film: 1
• Renée Zellwegers inexplicably in this film: 1
• Larry Kings inexplicably in this film: 1
• Oprah Winfreys inexplicably in this film: 1
• Ray Liottas inexplicably in this film: 1
• Stings explicably in this film: 9,671
• Stings inexplicably in this film: 1
• WORST PUN IN THE FUCKING WORLD: OH YES
• WORST PICTURE IN THE FUCKING WORLD: ALSO YES
• Alcohol required, units/hour: 4

Overall: 1 / 5

That one point courtesy of Ray Liotta and the bee sting vs push-pin swordfight.