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Bee Movie

Synopsis

CINEMA dies.

By the Numbers

  • Jerry Seinfelds inexplicably in this film: 1
  • RenĂ©e Zellwegers inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Larry Kings inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Oprah Winfreys inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Ray Liottas inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Stings explicably in this film: 9,671
  • Stings inexplicably in this film: 1
  • WORST PUN IN THE FUCKING WORLD: OH YES
  • WORST PICTURE IN THE FUCKING WORLD: ALSO YES
  • Alcohol required, units/hour: 4

Overall: 1 / 5

That one point courtesy of Ray Liotta and the bee sting vs push-pin swordfight.

2 replies on “Bee Movie”

I actually enjoyed this film! Does that mean I have no taste? Maybe it’s just not one for the critics :p

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