Synopsis

CINEMA dies.

By the Numbers

  • Jerry Seinfelds inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Renée Zellwegers inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Larry Kings inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Oprah Winfreys inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Ray Liottas inexplicably in this film: 1
  • Stings explicably in this film: 9,671
  • Stings inexplicably in this film: 1
  • WORST PUN IN THE FUCKING WORLD: OH YES
  • WORST PICTURE IN THE FUCKING WORLD: ALSO YES
  • Alcohol required, units/hour: 4

Overall: 1 / 5

That one point courtesy of Ray Liotta and the bee sting vs push-pin swordfight.