Synopsis
DITZY DISNEY PRINCESS #189, RETARDED DISNEY PRINCE #207 and DUMB-ASS DISNEY LACKEY #306 are sent to NEW YORK by EVIL DISNEY WITCH #97. Predictably, this does not go well. HIJINKS and WIFE-SWAPPING ensue, and everyone lives HAPPILY DISNEY EVER AFTER.
By the Numbers:
- Antigravity princesses: 1
- Incredulous dwarves: 1
- Dresses stuck in doors: 2
- Flies required to lift tea-towel: 98
- Chipmunks in the popcorn: 1
- Strange American Bollywood Factor: over 9000
- CHANDELIER ON HEAD: PRESENT
- Explosive pizzas: 1
- Dragons that can fly: 0
- Bars of Verizon signal in Fairyland: 5
- Oscars nominated for: Somehow, 3
- Oscars that there should be for ending credits: 1
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