Synopsis

DITZY DISNEY PRINCESS #189, RETARDED DISNEY PRINCE #207 and DUMB-ASS DISNEY LACKEY #306 are sent to NEW YORK by EVIL DISNEY WITCH #97. Predictably, this does not go well. HIJINKS and WIFE-SWAPPING ensue, and everyone lives HAPPILY DISNEY EVER AFTER.

By the Numbers:

  • Antigravity princesses: 1
  • Incredulous dwarves: 1
  • Dresses stuck in doors: 2
  • Flies required to lift tea-towel: 98
  • Chipmunks in the popcorn: 1
  • Strange American Bollywood Factor: over 9000
  • CHANDELIER ON HEAD: PRESENT
  • Explosive pizzas: 1
  • Dragons that can fly: 0
  • Bars of Verizon signal in Fairyland: 5
  • Oscars nominated for: Somehow, 3
  • Oscars that there should be for ending credits: 1

Overall: 2 / 5