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Failure to Launch

Synopsis

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY is a SLACKER whose PARENTS hire SARAH-JESSICA PARKER to be his GIRLFRIEND so that he will leave home. Blah, blah, ZOOEY DESCHANEL, blah, blah, happily ever after.

By the Numbers

  • People savaged by chipmunks: 1
  • Mockingbirds shot: 1
  • Mockingbirds given CPR: 1
  • Lizards experiencing schadenfreude: 1
  • Zooey Deschanel: present
  • Failed launches: 0
  • Successful launches: 0
  • Launches of any kind whatsoever: 0
  • “Meh” factor: over 9000

Overall: 2 / 5

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