Synopsis
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY is a SLACKER whose PARENTS hire SARAH-JESSICA PARKER to be his GIRLFRIEND so that he will leave home. Blah, blah, ZOOEY DESCHANEL, blah, blah, happily ever after.
By the Numbers
- People savaged by chipmunks: 1
- Mockingbirds shot: 1
- Mockingbirds given CPR: 1
- Lizards experiencing schadenfreude: 1
- Zooey Deschanel: present
- Failed launches: 0
- Successful launches: 0
- Launches of any kind whatsoever: 0
- “Meh” factor: over 9000
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