Synopsis

ROY FROM THE IT CROWD, the LOST GALLAGHER BROTHER and SOME OTHER DUDE, FAIL. Then, DOOM occurs. Then, JED occurs. And sticks his DICK in our collective EARS.

By the Numbers:

• Meredith MacNeills in leather jumpsuits: 1
• Furry dinosaur suits: 2
• Kids terrorised: 24
• NINJA YODELLER: 1
• Urinal Congas: 1
• Future-hobos decapitated by giant ants: 1
• Mindfuck: Over 9000
• Lives saved by pint-spillage: 6.7 billion
• Hours to save the Earth: 14

Overall: 4 / 5