Synopsis

OWEN WILSON and WOODY HARRELSON team up to go BACK IN TIME and replace a HEART-WARMING AMERICAN FAMILY TRADITION with a GREASY, COMMERCIALISED ALTERNATIVE.

Aaand something about TURKEYS. There are some TURKEYS in this film.

By the Numbers

• Lazy eyes: 1
• Great Turkeys: 4 (per timeline)
• Puffles: 27
• George Takei: 1
• Spec Ops turkeys: 2
• Lobos solitarios: nada
• People with limitless use of a time machine that didn’t kill Hitler: 2
• Bill and Ted references: 1
• Back to the Future references in the very same sentence: 1
• Heavy-handed allegories, in % of District 9: 87
• Heavy-handed inclusions of an inevitable fucking Angry Birds reference: 1
• Nominations for the Shameless Commercialism award, SPONSORED BY CHUCK E CHEESE’S DELICIOUS HOT TAKEAWAY PIZZA: 1
• Soundtrack, in % by Lynyrd Skynyrd: 0

Overall: …

…I’m tired now.