The MAFIA are having a NICE QUIET DINNER. Suddenly, PUNISHER! EVERYBODY DIES.
Later, after some PLOT EXPOSITION, the MAFIA raise an ARMY OF THUGS to hunt him down. Then, PUNISHER! EVERYBODY DIES.
By the Numbers
- Inverted chandelier-dangling Uzi-firing kill count: 13
- Pencil-induced brain readjustments: 1
- Teeny-tiny adorable crossbows: 1
- Faces mutilated by impractical recycling machinery: 1
- Percentage of Subway travellers who are totally cool with the badass skull-armoured gun-toting guy just wandering around: 100
- Krispy Kreme motherfuckers: 37
- Jigsaw pieces: 9
- Swedish delicacies: 2
- Mid-air bazookaings: 1
- “You have the right… to SHUT THE FUCK UP.”: 1
- “Hey… I axed you a question!”: 1
- “Oh God, now I’ve got brains splattered all over me.”: 1
- Heads per Nana: 0.3
- Frank Castles: 1
- Roy Castles: 0
- Nathan Fillion as Richard Castles: 0
- Howl’s Moving Castles: 0
Festive filmmaking at its finest?