OWEN WILSON and WOODY HARRELSON team up to go BACK IN TIME and replace a HEART-WARMING AMERICAN FAMILY TRADITION with a GREASY, COMMERCIALISED ALTERNATIVE.
Aaand something about TURKEYS. There are some TURKEYS in this film.
By the Numbers
- Lazy eyes: 1
- Great Turkeys: 4 (per timeline)
- Puffles: 27
- George Takei: 1
- Spec Ops turkeys: 2
- Lobos solitarios: nada
- People with limitless use of a time machine that didn’t kill Hitler: 2
- Bill and Ted references: 1
- Back to the Future references in the very same sentence: 1
- Heavy-handed allegories, in % of District 9: 87
- Heavy-handed inclusions of an inevitable fucking Angry Birds reference: 1
- Nominations for the Shameless Commercialism award, SPONSORED BY CHUCK E CHEESE’S DELICIOUS HOT TAKEAWAY PIZZA: 1
- Soundtrack, in % by Lynyrd Skynyrd: 0
…I’m tired now.