Synopsis

ELPHABA (face disguised to prevent copyright infringement) is a NOT-REALLY-EVIL EVIL WITCH who does BAD STUFF and ANGSTS ABOUT IT. The WORLD is saved by GOSSIP GIRL (face disguised to prevent copyright infringement), a REINDEER FETISHIST and a SUICIDAL SNOWMAN.

By the Numbers

• Plot reminiscent of The Snow Queen: 47%
• Songs reminiscent of Wicked: 56%
• “I WANT TO SHOVE SOME CHOCOLATE IN MY FAAAAAAACE”: 1
• Other people’s sandwiches finished: 3
• Greta: 78%
• Kai: 0%
• “Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.”: 1
• New meeting-to-engagement time record: 187 seconds
• Disney Princessy tropes: 3
• Disney Princessy tropes swiftly subverted: 1
• Implied acts of reindeer buggery: somehow more than zero
• Puddles: 0

Overall: 5 / 5