Synopsis
THE APPLE GUY (not ROBERT WEBB, the AMERICAN ONE) is secretly MY BROTHER-IN-LAW. He gets into a long-distance relationship with DREW BARRYMORE. It’s all VERY FAMILIAR. A couple of AMUSING THINGS happen. Some SAD THINGS happen. A lot more EMBARRASSING THINGS happen. CENTIPEDE happens. HEARTS are WARMED, ETCETERA.
MAYA, STATUE.
By the Numbers
- Punches in the face that Amy needs: 742
- Own dicks sucked: 1
- Centipedophiles: 2
- Miles fucked: 2564
- Unexpected this: 1
- Successful tans: 0
- Dicks, in percent: 20
- Phone sex, in embarrassment: over 9000
- Dry humping: too much
- Tom Cruise toilet paper, in rolls: 1 (theoretical)
- Unexpected Hitlers: 1
- Angry Jews: 2
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