Synopsis

GIANT TENTACLE MONSTERS take a break from ravaging the HIGH SCHOOLS of JAPAN to visit quaint, picturesque IRELAND. Unfortunately they turn out to be allergic to ALCOHOL, which makes IRELAND a pretty fucking poor holiday destination.

By the Numbers

• Trawler crew who know how to radio “mayday”: 0
• Feckin’ lobsters: 0
• Therapeutic wine gums: 2
• George-from-Being-Humans: 1
• Welding masks effective against giant blue octopi: 0
• Haggard sea-dogs: 3
• Beheaded headbuttings: 1
• Vicious little fucks stamped on by vicious larger fucks: 1
• Adorable baby octopus-shoggoth-facehuggers: 47
• Adorable babies nailed to bars: 1
• Pounds of Lottery money spent on reinforcing national stereotypes: 4,000,000
• Units of alcohol consumed (reviewer): 4
• Units of alcohol consumed (cast): over 9000, t’be sure.

Overall: 3 / 5