Synopsis

A FAMILY OF SHARKS are cruelly uprooted from THEIR HOME by a GOVERNMENT-CONTROLLED WEATHER SYSTEM. They are dropped on LAND, where they must fight against ADVERSITY and a GROUP OF HUMANS on a MURDEROUS RAMPAGE in order to return to THE SEA.

By the Numbers

  • Seconds into the film at which a Sharknado appears: 7
  • Seconds of film inexplicably also shown: 5153
  • Faces eaten by high-velocity sharks: 1
  • GoPros attached to fake shark fins: 3
  • Random dismembered limbs: 36
  • Hummers with Nitrous Oxide injection systems (thank god the road surface was completely dry with no sign of rain or flooding whatsoever!): 1
  • High-explosive cars: 1
  • High-explosive swimming pools: 1
  • Sharks dispatched by pool cue: 1
  •                                          bar stool: 1
  •                                          gas bottle: 1
  •                                          pistol: 4
  •                                          shotgun: 4
  •                                          filing cabinet: 1
  •                                          electricity pylon: 3
  •                                          chainsaw: 2
  • Humans dispatched by shark: 12
  •                                              nado: 4
  •                                              ferris wheel: 1
  •                                              the Hollywood sign: 1
  • Tornadoes dispatched by propane canister: 4
  • Asylum factor: OVER 9000

Overall: Chainsaw vs Shark / 5