Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Synopsis

RON PERLMAN plays RON PERLMAN.  RON PERLMAN fights ELVES.  RON PERLMAN wins.  RON PERLMAN fights CTHULHU.  RON PERLMAN wins.

RON PERLMAN also suffers no penalties to his COMBAT ROLLS while holding a NEWBORN BABY in his OFF HAND.  Ergo, HELLBOY is PRINCE CHARMING.

By the Numbers

Overall : 3 / 5

Somehow… better than expected.

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