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High School Musical 2

Synopsis

The TEXT “A Disney Original Picture” appears on SCREEN. The TEXT “Starring Zac Efron” appears on SCREEN. Then the WORLD dissolves around you, your EYES glaze over, THOUGHT becomes MEANINGLESS, and the GREAT OLD ONES arise from SUNKEN R’YLEH to consume the SOULS of MANKIND. All there is, is DARKNESS and PAIN. You become NOTHING, for NOTHING is all that ever was.

By the Numbers

  • Stereotypical High School Characters: 24
  • Stereotypical High School Scenarios: 312
  • Number of these Scenarios that would Actually Take Place with Normal School Pupils: 0
  • Year it apparently is: 1993
  • My desire for a Bollywood version of this: 95%
  • Vanessa Hudgens cuteness: 99%
  • Zac Efron cowardice: 99%
  • Hours of my life wasted: 1.5
  • Units of alcohol consumed: 4
  • SAN points lost: over 9000

Overall: 0 / 5

3 replies on “High School Musical 2”

I’m guessing you haven’t seen it? I’ve only subjected myself to Camp Rock (there was nothing else on) and if it’s anything like that then it’s a well deserved 0/5! Definitely steering clear of this series, I think this’s one of those films where you really have to be in the target audience to get anything out of it.

She’s The Man iis just an average film in a genre I can’t stand – HSM is pretty much the nadir of human achievement! Between Sharepoint and this film I’m pretty sure I’m on negative SAN now.

just weeks after your expressed reluctance to give a film a 1/5! How’s that SAN damage?

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