YOU sit down to watch A FILM.
“How bad can it be?” YOU think. “It’s only got ADAM SANDLER in it.”
Little did YOU know, as you hit the PLAY BUTTON on that FATEFUL DAY, that THIS FILM had ADAM SANDLER in it… TWICE.
Subtly at first, but then MORE STRONGLY, you sense a FUZZiNESS at the edge of YOUR ViSiON. You hear your FRIENDS’ voices, but they seem somehow FURTHER AWAY.
YOU look down, and see YOURSELF, as if looking from above. YOU look back at the TV, and see YOURSELF. YOu are JACK. You are JiLL. The WORLD falls out from under you.
Was there ever a YOU? Was there ever a FILM called JACK AND JiLL? it doesn’t matter now. Perhaps it never mattered
All that matters is…
is…
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