DOCTOR WHO fucks A GIRL, marries her, kills a PIG, then she runs away to AUSTRALIA. Life in Dorset, ladies and gentlemen! Thanks, THOMAS HARDY.

Meanwhile, at OXFORD, DOCTOR WHO falls in love with HIS COUSIN instead. EVERYONE fucks the WRONG PEOPLE, and they all swap WIVES for a bit until EVERYONE DIES SAD AND ALONE.

“(A rabbit screams in pain)”

By the Numbers:

Overall: 3 / 5

5/5 for acting. -87/5 for “hey, I’m so glad I watched this!” factor.

Oh, the link? You’re welcome.

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