Synopsis
In the DEEP SOUTH of AMERICA, about a hundred miles out of BUMFUCK, ALABAMA, a BUNCH OF PEOPLE sit and eat PANCAKES and argue. Suddenly, a wild ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE appears! Luckily, PAUL BETTANY is here to SAVE THE DAY with a FUCKTON OF GUNS!
By the Numbers
- Holy bondage collars: 2
- HDR filters abused: 5
- Guns per Bettany: 24
- Rocket launchers he should have brought instead: 100
- Texas factor: 276
- Motorised mace vs M16 battles: 1
- EVIL DEMON GRANNIES defeated: 1
- Ice cream salesmen murdered: 1
- Zombie kill count: over 9000
- Rounds expended: over 900,000
- Petrol pump flamethrowers: 1
- Extent to which that is even possible: 0
- Unexpected B-movies watched: 1
Comments
You know they weren't actually zombies, right? :P
They were close enough!