Synopsis
The ROM-COM VAULTS are opened, and from them emerge this film’s allowance of UNREALISTICALLY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LOVERS. They intend to MARRY. Then, ROBIN WILLIAMS dicks them around FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF, presumably for THE LULZ.
AND THEY NEVER DID FART
By the Numbers
- Weddings: 1
- Funerals: 0
- Creepiest kids ever: 1
- OH NO WAIT, OH GOD THE ROBOT BABIES, MAKE THAT: 2
- Creepy priest surveillance vans: 1
- Middle-class factor: over 9000
- Embarassment factor: over 9 million
- Characters played by Robin Williams that I want to punch: Predictably, 1
- Characters played by Robin Williams already punched by another member of the cast: Handily, 1
- Actual amusement extracted from a romantic comedy: Unfathomably, non-zero
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