THOR, a TWELVE-YEAR OLD ARYAN SPACE PENIS, fights STUFF. Then, he fights some MORE STUFF. Then, he proceeds to fight YET MORE STUFF. This counts as a VICTORY, because in the COMBINED WORLDS of MARVEL and NORSE MYTHOLOGY, how could it not?

ODIN and LOKI, the only two SENSIBLE CHARACTERS in this FILM, somehow come off looking bad.

By the Numbers

Overall: 4 / 5

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