Synopsis

The ROM-COM VAULTS are opened, and from them emerge this film’s allowance of UNREALISTICALLY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LOVERS. They intend to MARRY. Then, ROBIN WILLIAMS dicks them around FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF, presumably for THE LULZ.

AND THEY NEVER DID FART

By the Numbers

  • Weddings: 1
  • Funerals: 0
  • Creepiest kids ever: 1
  • OH NO WAIT, OH GOD THE ROBOT BABIES, MAKE THAT: 2
  • Creepy priest surveillance vans: 1
  • Middle-class factor: over 9000
  • Embarassment factor: over 9 million
  • Characters played by Robin Williams that I want to punch: Predictably, 1
  • Characters played by Robin Williams already punched by another member of the cast: Handily, 1
  • Actual amusement extracted from a romantic comedy: Unfathomably, non-zero

Overall: e / 5