Film Review by the Numbers
Nancy Drew
Synopsis
NANCY DREW, for NO ADEQUATELY EXPLAINED REASON, is an EXTREMELY PUNCHABLE TEENAGE DETECTIVE. For likewise INADEQUATELY EXPLAINED REASONS, she then moves to CALIFORNIA, and continues being a TEENAGER, a DETECTIVE, and handily also EXTREMELY PUNCHABLE.
By the Numbers
- Laws willingly broken for cake: 2
- Convincing hauntings: 0
- Scenes of miscellaneous high-school bullshit: 207
- Disappointing covers of Blue Monday: 1
- e;mail: 1
- Lattes posessed by Chinese restaurant: 0
- Explosions: somehow, 1
- Actual age of Rachel Leigh Cook in this film: 28
- Apparent age of Rachel Leigh Cook in this film: 14
- Will to live: 0
- Bruce Willis, what the hell: 1
Comments
Blue Monday as in the track by New Order? Why would you need to cover it? :s
That's the one. I am not entirely sure why, except that I can't imagine the titular character ever listening to the original. Or knowing what it's about.