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Monsters vs Aliens

Synopsis

REESE WITHERSPOON attempts to marry a JERK, fails, gets hit by a METEORITE, and thus by a circuitous sequence of events SAVES THE WORLD. CHILDREN everywhere experience MILD INTEREST.

Also, STEPHEN COLBERT.

By the Numbers

  • Unexpected Hugh Lauries: 1
  • Hugh Lauries playing DDR: 1
  • Unexpected Stephen Colberts: 1
  • People knocked unconscious by garters: 1
  • Pineapple Chunks: 14
  • Hamster (in tonnes): 74
  • Reese Witherspoon (in inches): 720
  • Gallaxar (in clones): over 9000
  • Mingers: 3
  • Mongers: 1
  • Monsters: 5
  • Aliens: 1
  • Bobs: 1
  • Blobs: 1
  • Manchester United: 2
  • Sheffield Wednesday: 3
  • Barrels I am now scraping the bottom of: 1

Overall: 3 / 5

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