Synopsis

REESE WITHERSPOON attempts to marry a JERK, fails, gets hit by a METEORITE, and thus by a circuitous sequence of events SAVES THE WORLD. CHILDREN everywhere experience MILD INTEREST.

Also, STEPHEN COLBERT.

By the Numbers

• Unexpected Hugh Lauries: 1
• Hugh Lauries playing DDR: 1
• Unexpected Stephen Colberts: 1
• People knocked unconscious by garters: 1
• Pineapple Chunks: 14
• Hamster (in tonnes): 74
• Reese Witherspoon (in inches): 720
• Gallaxar (in clones): over 9000
• Mingers: 3
• Mongers: 1
• Monsters: 5
• Aliens: 1
• Bobs: 1
• Blobs: 1
• Manchester United: 2
• Sheffield Wednesday: 3
• Barrels I am now scraping the bottom of: 1

Overall: 3 / 5