Synopsis

The TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY. In a DYSTOPIAN SOCIETY, DETROIT is a DEPRIVED CITY plagued by CRIME.

Meanwhile, we’re watching ROBOCOP, in which DETROIT is… oh, you get the picture.

By the Numbers

• 80s cops: 27
• 80s typists: 1
• 80s stop-motion robots: 2
• 80s computer boot messages: 19
• 80s theme tunes: 1
• 80s LaserDiscs: 1
• 80s coke snorted off 80s hookers’ chests: yep
• People who give a shit about the horribly murdered businessgoon: 0
• Shotgun shells per cartridge: 68
• Crotch shots: 1
• Glasses, in square metres: 1892
• Shiny metal asses: 1
• Baby-wailing robot temper tantrums: 1
• Toxic waste ogres: 1
• Videos downloaded via USB: 0
• Videos downloaded via blood-stained metal spike: 2
• Giant stop-motion dinosaurs: somehow, 1

Overall: 4 / 5

“When people jerk me off, I kill them! Wanna see?!”