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RoboCop 2

Synopsis

In the GRIM SCI-FI DYSTOPIA (suspiciously similar to LAST WEEK’S SCI-FI DYSTOPIA), ROBOCOP struggles with the question of whether HE is HUMAN.

Meanwhile, CAIN: LEADER OF THE NUKE CULT.

I’ll just say that again so it sinks in. CAIN: LEADER OF THE NUKE CULT.

By the Numbers

  • In-car Electrocutions: 1
  • Crimes per minute: 13
  • Knocking power level: over 9000
  • People who can shoot straight in the entire franchise: 2 (one robot, one child)
  • Suicides caused by poor internet speeds: 1
  • Obligatory Corporate Drones called Johnson: present
  • Optic surgeries performed with guns: 1
  • Optic surgeries performed with stiletto heels: 1
  • Robot scabs: 1
  • Guns affected by giant electromagnets: 0
  • Evil psychotherapists: 1
  • Evil psycho kids: 1
  • Contortionist violinists: 1
  • Novelty Cain-head mugs: 1
  • Times that, even with hindsight, OCP robots are demonstrated with live ammunition loaded: 3
  • Crispy fried wonton destruction: …yeah.

GOOGLY EYES: 2.

Overall: 3 / 5

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